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Draw Uncle John!

Uncle John was incredibly odd. He always wore one of his many disgusting brown cardigans, complete with matching gravy stains. His top two front teeth stuck out over his bottom lip like a chipmunk’s, and the rest of his teeth were brown and decaying, or missing. He had more hair on his eyebrows than on the top of his head, and his ever-expanding bald patch – framed with a few wispy coarse grey strands – was so shiny it looked as though it had just been polished. It probably had been!


Do you think you could draw Uncle John? We’d love to see your pictures of him. Scan or photograph your drawing and send it to us here. We’ll share our favourites on the WOW (Words of Warning) website in the coming weeks.

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