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Sunday November 10th 2024

Dear Diary,

I love having questions fired at me during my school visits. The majority of them tend to be focused on my book… and what it’s like to be (or why I became) an author. But there are two questions that pop up over and over again:

‘How old are you?’ (48… but shush, don’t tell everyone!)

‘Can I go to the toilet, please?’ (That one’s never written down, of course — and I always have to consult a teacher before I can answer!)

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